What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:15

No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dozens of Hooters locations abruptly closed: List of latest closures - 9News
So they tried
share office space ...
No go.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
10-year Treasury yield rises ahead of key jobs report - CNBC
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
iOS 19: All the rumored changes Apple could be bringing to its new operating system - TechCrunch
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Rare ‘Einstein zig-zag’ sheds light on universe’s hidden forces - The Brighter Side of News
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Country music star suffers onstage medical event, hospitalized - AL.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.